I'm literally married to a man who is my husband if you flirt with me I will vomit all over you, if you flirt with him I'll piss all over him, and he'll LET ME because I am his WIFE
If I feel threatened I will make him block you (Assuming whoever reads this flirts with him hehe) and he'll do the same for me, except he doesn't get threatened because he's really cool, I'm just like his fornite e-puppy idfk
